that's an acceptable place to lick
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
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I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
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btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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