The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
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Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
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He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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