real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
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We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
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Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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