at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
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He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
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Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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