as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
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Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
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sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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