wat bout pragnant strippers??
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
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does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
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He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
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