i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
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I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
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Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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