it was like his penis was on wheels.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
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You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
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That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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