they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
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I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
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There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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