I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
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I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
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Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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