UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
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u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
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I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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