note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
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my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
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I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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