they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
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Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
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Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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