He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
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The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
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God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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