her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
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he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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