currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
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Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
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Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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