guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
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Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
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I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
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Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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