Dignity is for republicans.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
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Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Everclear isn't food dammit
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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