I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
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I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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