sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
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Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
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this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
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