whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
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Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
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How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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