Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
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We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
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He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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