no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
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he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
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I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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