Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
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Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
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I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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