i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
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He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
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I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
You ate ashes out of my bong
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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