The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
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Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
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They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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