Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
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You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
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Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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