I faked an abortion last night.
its not stalking. its research.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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