I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
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stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
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debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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