She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
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Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
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You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
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