1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
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You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
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I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
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