East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
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you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
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Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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