I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
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I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
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I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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