After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
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Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
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all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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