Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
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I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
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Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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