Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
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I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
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Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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