so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Randomize