We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
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It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
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I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
ok first of all what the fuck
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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