Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
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And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
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I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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