I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
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Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
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Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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