i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
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He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
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These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
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