i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
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Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
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i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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