im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
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my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
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Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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