she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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