i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
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after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
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I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
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