belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
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drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
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There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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