I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
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You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
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Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
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