so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
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I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
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I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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