just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
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He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
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I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize