Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
He's on the porch naked. Help.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize