just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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